Total Medals Earned: 927 (From 176 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,615 Points
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/260 points)
killed by spearmen
drop from 5 meters height
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by an explosion
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
kill 30 chickens
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find that secret block...
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 14/17 (375/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/325 points)
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (90/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Medals Earned: 4/22 (35/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the green backpack.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the black backpack.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the third base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Medals Earned: 12/13 (300/350 points)
Complete Act 1.
Reach Level 5.
Complete Act 2.
Reach Level 10.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/410 points)
detonate 20 fireworks in a single chain
clear a level in only one click
detonate 75 Mortar fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 75 Meteor fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 75 Wheel fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 75 Titanium Salute fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 75 Sprinkler fireworks in a single gameplay
clear three levels in only one click
clear five levels in only one click
detonate 100 shielded fireworks in a single gameplay
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/400 points)
Rip the first dude's head off.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (75/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.